IT’S MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF MOMSIE TODAY!!!!!

LET’S PARTY!

WOOO HOOOOOOO!

Let’s make pina coladas except without any alcohol, and sit on the porch and talk about MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Or maybe just lemonade?  And some cookies?  Perhaps a cake?

 

*taps mike*

Hello?

Hi Red, honey. You look kinda… quizzical.  Do you want to come and celebrate ME today!?  It’ll be fun!  There’ll be cake!  Maybe!

Oh, you have weally bad news?

You need help?

In the bathroom.

 

Celebration is on hold until further notice, ya’ll.

But thank you for making it possible in the first place!