My son just asked me if we could build Tatoinne in our living room.
Also, I am now looking up on the youtubes how to put the buns in the sides of mah hair. Because Princess Leia, you know.
Also, Darth Vader will be coming over, Saturday. I do hope the house will be tidy enough. He likes a tidy house.
Also, I am now trying to staple Yoda ears to the dog.
Ok, just kidding about that last part but the doggie Yoda ears are sooooo cute and they will not STAY ON because preshums doggums keeps shaking his doggie head.
HE IS MESSING WITH MY PLAN.
Birthdays follow a basic template. It goes like this:
I can’t help it. I have this weird propensity to always say, “Let’s just keep it simple,” and then something in my brain sort of snaps and fizzles and I start creating a Death Star out of paper mache and hope. Red’s birthday is Saturday and I’ve been tweeting at Harrison Ford for TWO days now to make a surprise appearance and he STILL hasn’t gotten back to me.
Here is the culprit behind all this:
The bat costume is there because I was in a hurry and couldn’t find a picture of him without a costume. Also, we do costumes a lot around here. Keeps it real.
But, the cuteness? Don’t let it distract you. He’s a master at manipulation.
I must go. Tatoinne wasn’t built in a day, you know.