Momsie, Christmas 2016:
This year I will make sure we do a meaningful and very spiritual Advent activity every day!
This year, we will not fight or argue during our Christmas break because Jesus is about to be born and he needs his sleep! Peace! Goodwill! Etcetera!
This year I will make fudge that actually ends up as fudge, not glorified frosting!
This year, I will wrap the presents BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE.
THIS YEAR WE WILL DO ALL THE CHRISTMAS THINGS!
Bet you can guess how I’m doing on my list, eh?
You know that sledding scene from It’s a Wonderful Life where George’s brother careens right into the pond? Well, that’s how our Christmas can go if we are not careful. Right. Over. The Merry Cliff.
I am pretty sure Jesus did not have this in mind.
Anyhow, what will happen is that I do make the fudge, and we eat it with a spoon and it’s YUMMO.
Also, I will make divinity for my dad because he is the best dad EVER and he’s reading this right now, and I am maintaining my status as the favorite child.
Also, I will put off wrapping because when I wrap presents? I seem to channel my inner idiot savant (what? We all have one. Don’t judge) and my presents end up looking like this:
I would like to state for the record that there is no booze in this post. The item in the sock is “stunt liquid” – perhaps some olive oil, or a lovely bottle of Sprite. Perhaps a nice 1997. That was a good year.
Wrapping. Wrapping happens. It’s unavoidable.
NETFLIX TO THE RESCUE!
Netflix has soooooo many new shows to view, I don’t even know what to start. If for some weird reason your children* are a part of this whole wrapping thing (rare, and also very painful for all involved. I mean, have you ever WATCHED a six year old try to wrap a box? It’s like green and red paint drying.) You can watch these two gems:
Tim Allen is so JOLLY in this one. It’s perfection.
This bunny one? It’s adorable.
And, like the tag says, “Everybody needs some bunny to love.” SO TRUE. We could all do with more bunnies to cuddle! Bunnies for everyone!
Also, the movie also stars Florence Henderson in one of her last roles, and she is so gruff and real and NON Florence Henderson-y in it; she really was awesome in this movie. The story line is about adoption and fostering children. I am such a fan of those families who open their hearts and homes to children – even the “tough ones.” Just watch it. Bring kleenex. Or, maybe a bunny to hold onto while you watch. To wipe away the tears.
*Um, it’s also possible that the boys whilst watching the movies will be so transfixed by Christmas goodness that you can slooooooooowly slide the presents out of their sweaty little hands and then wrap those suckers for them in two seconds. I’m not saying I’ve done that, or that I’ve even done a good job IF I’ve done that, but we needed to be done wrapping that ONE BOX by 2017.
If you’re not watching with the babies, and you are also husband-free (he seems to avoid the whole wrapping thing because he knows better. I get surly. Plus, his style of wrapping, as an engineer, involves a level and measuring tape and, I think at one point there was some math formulas from an app on his phone involved) I go for the Hallmark-channely, romantic Christmas wondefulness stuff that is fluffy and happy. I like fluffy and happy. Heck, I’M fluffy and happy, so there’s that.
Here’s an example:“Sometimes you do get a second chance.”
That is cinema gold, people. We all need second chances, and if you’re a It’s a Wonderful Life-Ebenezer-Miracle on 39th Street kinda girl, you might realize –
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE SECOND CHANCES.
Jesus would agree.
And finally? I give you my second chance at wrapping:
Merry Christmas! Sit back, relax, spoon up some fudge, and enjoy the season, with the help of Netflix.