Ok. So.

Site is under massive reconstruction. (No. No, wait. It’s not. Because I don’t know how to do the computer-y things so at this point all I’ve done is make some font bigger.)

Site is undergoing small but massively stressful tweaking.

Which is massively painful and stressful and there were tears.

Evidently, when you try to get the blog to update “widgets” then your “logo” goes away. And then, when you get the “logo” done, it won’t “load” because it’s “being a pain in the ass.” And then, when you get it to finally LOAD the WIDGETS AND THE HEADERS ALL JUST MOVE SOMEWHERE THE HECK ELSE.

*deep breath*

And then *she says in a very pained and controlled voice* WE TELL THE BLOG THAT IT NEEDS TO LISTEN BECAUSE THERE MUST BE WIDGETS AND LOGOS AND HEADERS.

OH MY.

And THEN: THE MOMSIE STARTS SHOUTING “NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!”

And that’s where we are at, folks.

I have no point in writing this except to tell you that Momsie is Under Construction. If you are of the persuasion, you might go now, to your prayer closet, lay on the sackcloth and ashes, and spend the rest of the afternoon in fervent prayer BECAUSE SOMEWHERE SOON A COMPUTER IS GOING TO FLY OUTTA A HOUSE AND I’M NOT RESPONSIBLE IF SOMEONE GETS HURT.

Right. Out. Da. Window. On some poor, unsuspecting kid riding his bike to the pool, probably.

And then I’ll be arrested for assault and the kid will have to start a GoFundMe for facial reconstruction and post traumatic computer assault and you will never hear from the Momsie again.

She was gone.

I know this is dramatic and all. Don’t worry. My drama level goes to eleven. I, however, am not going anywhere. If I have to send smoke signals, I will still blog. Which, actually sounds like something the hipsters will start doing, so you know: #trendsetter.