Are you fed up with the over commercialization of Christmas?
Do you already feel the need to subtly knock over the Home Depot Christmas tree display, just to see if a possible domino affect could occur?
Do you secretly admire the Grinch for his gung-ho spirit and excellent driving skills?
Has it occurred to you that soon you will again have to explain the whole Santa vs. Jesus thing?
Has your Christmas cheer been chumped?
ARE YOU REALLY REALLY TIRED OF PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS BEFORE THANKSGIVING HAS EVEN STUCK ONE DRUMSTICK IN THE DOOR?
Well, you have come to the wrong place. (But, please, don’t stop reading.) Listen up! I am here to provide you with two great options for gift-giving! I am pulling the old “I am totally ignoring you” thing when it comes to no Christmas yet. My husband is a pro at this, so it’s his fault this whole post is occurring. You can email HIM if you want to lodge a complaint:
And NOW (big flourish with some tinsel) – I give you THIS:
Come on! Shuffle off that mortal coil of It’s-Not-Even-Thanksgiving-Yet-So-Knock-It-Off-With-The-Christmas-Stuff-itis.
After all, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
Embrace the Meowy Christmas, OK? Give it a good scratch under its chin. Is it not a purrfect gift idea?
You’re welcome. For the pun and the music. This blog has so many layers of complexity, doesn’t it?
*Small print: If after reading this you have a strange desire to pat a ball of yarn around or curl up on your husband’s sweater and stay there for about 14 hours, my work here is done.
**Smaller print: I was in no way reimbursed for my support of the Jingle Cats. So, call me, Jingle Cats. I could use a sponsor, furry or otherwise.
*** Smallest print: It is possible that today’s post was fueled by too much coffee and not enough sleep. And, ok, I’ll confess: I snuck a listen to my Pandora Christmas station. Pandora Christmas: the gateway drug. Next stop — Ugly Christmas Sweaters and:
I actually have a strange desire to tie antlers on your head, under your chin and have you pull my car around town.
I embrace my two sizes too small sentiment.
THAT’S ME!!! I’M MAX!! OF COURSE!